EPILOGUE.

{I didn't censor out Porn? [/headdesk] xD}

"...I take it he doesn't know how to delete his browsing history, either." she shook her head with a sigh. "...And how long has he been doing this? Since when? 'Cause now I'm just a little too scared to havesexwithyou when Jirou's around. I MEAN DUDE, IT'S CREEPY."

(Heh.)

"Noshit" He said. "But he's been doing this since like, he was twelve. No wonder he's never had a girl..."

"...Come to think of it, how can you prove what was done in the browsing history was because of Jirou? It could be sites you've visited. Vids you've watched." she was suddenly grinning at him.

"I've got a hot girlfriend. What use do I have for that crap?"

"I'll take the complement then, hawt boyfriend, but -- we all know you probably watch that stuff, too~ I won't kill you or anything."

"I don't" He said.

Gawain picked the fragile cold body out of the tree, too take her back to the place she belonged.

"Mhmm, sure y'don't." she simply layed down with a sigh, though still grinning. She quickly poked Mifune.

He poked her back.


The Countess was layed in her old bed, waiting for the new king's judgement.

She poked him rapidly, evil grin on her face.

POKING WAR YEAH

But, as always, the morning cameth.

sothenmialiekstowakeupearlysoshebeganpokingmifune. yeahh.

Mifune grunted, rolled over and remained asleep.


Mea awoke to Lancelot stark naked. She screamed and fell out of bed. Realizing she wasn't wearing any clothes either just in time to pull a blanket around her as a courtier walked in to pick her up.
"WHAT IS THIS" She shrieked at her.
"..um...You were dying of hypothermia. He volunteered to keep you warm."
"Just like him." She mumbled, bright red and humiliated. "Do you have anything I can get dressed in..."
"Oh yes!" She said brightly, glad to be off topic. She held up her her old gown, a deep green hoop skirted number fitted and accessorized specifically for her, a corset, several sets of undergarments and her monocle.
"I'll get you dressed, marm."

She ceased the poking, layed back down with a sigh and turned over to face the opposite side, to his.

He remained asleep as usual.


Dressed she was led to king Arthur's throne room.

"WHAT THE FUCKWAS THAT LETTING THATBASTARD LANCELOT IN MY BEDROOM, LET ALONE MY BED"
Still nerdy and cowardly as ever, the king recoiled.

She slowly and quietly as ever grabbed a knife. She began gently knifing away at her hand.

Mifune groaned and rolled over again, hairy armpit in her face, hand under the knife.

"NEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TO ME, FOR YOU" She sighed, done raging. "Where's my baby."
Lancelot dragged littler Noemi into the room, smirking.
"Mommy!!" She grabbed her round one leg, making Mea giggle despite herself.

"Noooo!!" she shreiked, struggling away and scowering off to the washroom, managing to keep her knife for once.

That woke him up. He scratched his head and crawled into the bathroom.
"wut now"

"I doubt all you wanted was to reunite me with my child, Arthur" She said bitterly.

"NOOOO DON'T FOLLOW MEEEE." she ran out of the bathroom, back to their bedroom, and tried to close the door before he could get it n' follow her n' stuff. She kept the door closed, locked it, and resumed the cutting.

He opened the door, it having been broken down so many times the lock didn't work.
"stop that" He said, taking the knife away from her.

Lancelot got down on one knee.
"Will you marry me?"
"Like hell I will." She said, tiredly.

{...Hell isn't censored. Nor is damn. =D I don't wanna censor em'.}

She grabbed on to the arm that snatched the knife with her bloodied up hands, gripping on as tightly as she could. "Give. It. Back."

"nope" He said, stalking off to get breakfast.

"That's all then?" She said, staring proud as lions at the round table + Arthur.
"Yeah." Gawain said. "You better get home."

Without thinking, she aimed her katana suddenly at his head. Thank God it just passed over, and missed.

He didn't even notice, still half asleep as poured milk into his cereal.

She went home.

The katana immediatly clattered against the floor.
She then aimed random kunai at him, all of them missing... except for one that had been heading directly for his back.